California Here I Come

I am so ready to get out of Boston. It was a lot like Ireland. California or Bust!

And we've got a flight on Jet Blue. Sweet—24 channels of DirecTV. Think any of them have porn? Maybe a hot stewardess who thinks I'm cute? Of course it is the gawddamned monkey that gets all the attention. No one even remembers I was there. "The monkey was holding a bear?"

NO YOU IDIOT! I'm carrying a fucking monkey around on my back because it is fun.

Morons.