Alone

Geezus! She left for Maine without us!!! How could she be so careless? She remembered to take the dog. Even remembered her cheap generic benedryl and her harness. She left a note for the woman feeding the cats. And she forgets us! Holy shit, I don't know what I'm going to do if I have to suffer with Monkey Boy and the cats for a week. I might actually go insane. The hell with the guy Friday trying to hit us with his driver, I might just pull my own stuffing out. I think I'm already going crazy.

Someone get me a paper bag, stat! I think I'm having a panic attack!