Cat Nap

Here we are. Monkey Boy is trying to take a nap. I thought I'd take the opportunity to suck up to the cat. I need some friends around here, and she already seems to like me more than I care to think about.

Mmmmm. Cat, you smell good. You put on some perfume today? And your fur, it is so soft. What kind of shampoo are you using? Saliva? Interesting brand name. Mind if I just lay down here next to you? Oooh. So comfortable. Just ignore the giant monkey on my back. He snores like mad. You should try being attached to him. But enough about me. How you doin'?

She didn't seem nearly as interested today. Damn these women. Hot one minute, cold the next. How are we ever supposed to figure them out?