Impostor!

Monkey Boy is a moron. He really thinks this doofus holding a bowl is an impostor. He can't even spell impostor right. Pathetic really.

And Monkey Boy pretends like he has never seen a book about himself before. He knows that he is just toy; one of thousands of duplicates. He just can't handle the thought that there are more of him out there. When he starts thinking about it, he tries to convince himself that he is made of special stuffing and he was lovingly sewn together by some Goldilocks in a tower instead of being thrown together by some poor kid in a sweat shop in China.

Ignorance is bliss. I guess that is why I'm so bitter.