I'm a Mac!

Do you want to know the most ironic part of my life? I'm afraid of heights.

Yes. I am afraid of heights and I'm attached to a monkey. Can you believe my dumb luck? Monkey Boy climbs everything he can. I can't even close my eyes because that kid in China painted them on open. I am living in my own personal hell.



Holy shit, I think he might be gay. He really does like it up the ass. What the fuck is he thinking? I can't believe he willingly went along with this shot. This is ridiculous.