More work

I didn't know that I was being sent to a labor camp. Today we had to jack up the camp by 8". (I know there is some bad joke about jacking off 8" here, but I can't seem to get past the punchline) Whole fucking thing is falling into the lake. I don't know what they would have done without me. A complete environmental disaster. Lead paint, dead fish, it would have been a huge mess. And look at the fools they have working on this thing. Some retired government engineering contractor. The owner who spends his days working on cars with criminals. Another guy who programs little remotes for rich brats who can't figure it out themselves. And some kid who sells bicycle racks for a living. What do they know about lifting an entire building? What would they have done if I hadn't shown up to straighten the whole mess out?