Plumbing

Today they had us installing the toilet. Finally, something flushable around here. K told us that in past versions of this vacation, flushing a toilet was a two-man operation. If you wanted to flush the toilet in one of the camps, you had to admit to someone that you took a shit and then ask them to stand in the other camp and hold a switch up while you flush. How embarrassing. If I had to guess, K probably didn't shit the whole time she was here.

Well, here you go, K. I got you a working toilet. Happy now? Can we come home yet? This vacation is going down the drain quickly.