Work: Day 2

Today, The Mad Scientist had us making her coffee. I'm pretty sick of this personal assistant gig already. What is next, pick up her dry cleaning? Tend to her kids? Do her dishes? Seriously, I'm a personal assistant, damnit, not a maid!

Tomorrow had better be more interesting or I'm outta here.

Work: Day 1

The Mad Scientist took us to work with her today. I just need to say one thing. I AM NOT A SECRETARY. I am a personal assistant.



She had us answering phones all day. In between calls, I've been reading up about this Dove product line that she works on. I have to admit, this is some pretty cool stuff. And I love the Campaign for Real Beauty. I know the Mad Scientist had nothing to do with the ads, but where would the ads be without the products? Maybe they can use K for one of their ads. Those new photos she posted are hot!

Thompson

Okay. Portland is out. The cat just found us. I thought that this was a pet-free environment. Wow am I disappointed. Okay, fun to visit, but time to move on to a new location. Brother S and his wife, The Scientist, have agreed to take us with them. Time to see what CT is like. I hear it is lush and green this time of year.

Old Friends

I am hammered!

Finally, a fully stocked bar. [hiccup] Good food. Good friends. [hiccup] We actually met a couple of these characters when we were coming to Boston from Ireland. They were on the plane with us. They all live here in Portland. They really have the life of luxury. [hiccup] They are genuinely happy.

I'm beginning to think that Portland might be a better idea than California. iDad & P know how to take care of their furry friends! [hiccup]

Ride Home

I've managed to secure us a ride on a vehicle. Even more brilliant is that this is the prison warden's own Jeep. Using my new found super powers, I have secured us to the spare tire. They will never find us!

Free at last! Thank God almighty, we are free at last!

Cops & Robbers

We've disarmed the evil guards. They look like children but are actually highly trained military midgets. I'm amazed at their ability, but they were no match for my brilliant wit and charm! The operation was absolutely brilliant if I may say so myself.

Teetering on the edge

Day ?? of our imprisonment. I've been here so long I don't even know how many days it has been. Possibly years. But there is good news. We are escaping! We've located the stairs and are making our way out of Skid Row. I can barely breathe. I am so excited! In just moments we should be free!

Prison Warden

The prison warden is this mean bitch. She doesn't let us sleep more than an hour at a time. She relocates us constantly. And the Chinese water drooling torture is the worst! You can't see her, but her assistant prison warden is always close behind. She is even crueler than this one. Please send help!