Weight training

I've been trying to get the Fat Monkey on a diet. Ever since we got to the US, he has been packing on the pounds. First it was the chocolate covered bananas, then the banana shakes, banana bread, banana pudding, banana creme pie, and now banana splits. The monkey has gone mad for American foods.

I should probably tell Mad Scientist that Fat Monkey has been using her lab equipment to mix his shakes. But maybe it will kill him off. Then I would be free. Free! I can't even fathom what that would feel like. Peanut butter without the jelly. Ying without yang. A cat without fleas. Models without makeup. Twitter without the stalkers. Wile E. Coyote without the Road Runner. Freedom!

Sorry, I've got to run, kids! I have too many ideas running through my head now! How do I kill off the giant monkey on my back?!!